(Source: whilehighblog)
My heart is drenched in wine
But you’ll be on my mind
Forever
omgz gaiz i totez cried foweva. tru luv iz lyke sssooo lyke dat do, i can totez 1dent1fy wit da ppl in dere.
I hope to god this is a joke.
alsdhaosidhadsh if anyone ever did this to me I’d be like “TOMORROW FUCKING STARTS WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING YOU FUCKING SHIT”
The first thing that popped into my mind when i read this was : they’re probably filipino….
(Source: wespeakbiebs)
You’re the colour,
you’re the movement and the spin.
Never
Could it stay with me the whole day long
Fail with consequence, lose with eloquence
and smile.
I’m not in this movie
I’m not in this song.
(Source: criticize)
melisserzs asked: AHAHAHHA I AM SO DOWN
are you working tomorrow?? DUDE WE’ll START THAT SHIT UP
Too STUPID not to reblog.
- Girl: Babe I dont think I can sleep.
- Boy: Why baby?
- Girl: I don't know. I need your boring voice to put me to sleep. Wanna tell me a story? Hehehe.
- Boy: Hahah, you're lucky that you're cute. How about I read you Dear John.
- Girl: Sounds perfect.
- - Boy reads Dear John-
- - 15 minutes later-
- Girl: *snores*
- Boy: Babe?
- Girl: *snores*
- Boy: Hahaha, you always knock out within 15 minutes. Your snores are cute. Babe, I really love you. I really do. Sometimes I might show that I dont give a fuck. But I do. I never want to lose you. I know it's cheesy, but this is how I feel. This is REAL. I know I'm not the best thing out there, but I'm trying to be one of your best ever. Thank you babe, thank you for choosing a messed up guy like me to be your boyfriend. Thank you for being mine. I honestly can't see myself with anyone else but you babe. I know I say I love you too many times, but each time I say it, my feeling grows more & more for you. Thanks for listening babe. I'll still be on the phone if you need anything. Goodnight babe & sweet dreams. I won't let the bed bugs bite you.
- OH GOOD SWEET MERCY I HOPE YOU ALL DIE
- -For fucks sake........I hope the bed bugs DO bite..the both of you
mood:sleepy
I just want to curl up with some comfort food and fall asleep to Frank Sinatra’s voice right about now. Is that too much to ask for?
On valentines day….by the oatmeal
I never cared so much for Valentines day. Hence why I’m posting 3 months too late. It’s still funny though ahaha
the perks of being able to access internet on your phone comes in quite handy wherever there’s free wi-fi
This is what I do on those days I decide to actually try on clothes in a fitting room. While many take pictures of themselves with their 3.1 megapixel phone camera, I take pictures of the decor.Especially if it’s pretty, like the Urban outfitters one.Especially when you look like you’ve just rolled out of bed. Like I did. New umbrella, New shirt. Both in a pretty blush pink. The only excuse of colour I have in my montone wardrobe.I have my spring wardrobe set. Success.
